Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
A: Lazy bones
Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray
Q: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
Q: What do people say to the parents of twin witches?
A: Which witch is which?
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
A: Bloodhounds
Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane
Q: What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo!
Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
A: He heard it had great circulation
Q: Why do mummies make good employees?
A: They get all wrapped up in there work.
Q: What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
A: Fly by night operations
Q: What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
A: Home Moaners Insurance.
Q: Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
A: He couldn’t find any doolb.
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re so wrapped up in themselves
Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A trombone
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
