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More Halloween Jokes

More Halloween Jokes

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
A: Lazy bones

 Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray

Q: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling

Q: What do people say to the parents of twin witches?
A: Which witch is which?

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts!

Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?
A: Bone appetit!

 Q: What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
A: Bloodhounds

Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane

Q: What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo!

Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
A: He heard it had great circulation

Q: Why do mummies make good employees?
A: They get all wrapped up in there work.

Q: What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
A: Fly by night operations

 Q: What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
A: Home Moaners Insurance.

Q: Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
A: He couldn’t find any doolb.

Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re so wrapped up in themselves

Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath

Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends

 Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A trombone

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body

S.E. Schlosser

S.E. Schlosser

S.E. Schlosser is the author of the Spooky Series published by Globe Pequot Press. She has been telling stories since she was a child, when games of “let’s pretend” quickly built themselves into full-length tales acted out with friends. A graduate of both Houghton College and the Institute of Children’s Literature, Sandy received her MLS from Rutgers University while working as a full-time music teacher and a freelance author.