Halloween Jokes
A: A plumkin
Q: What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure
Q: What do you use to mend a Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
A: An onion.
Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q: What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
A: Hide and shriek
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice scream
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo-boos
Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
A: Bone voyage!
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Comments
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Posted by: Anonymous | October 28, 2009 08:17 AM
Hi there, thank you for this wonderful article, a truly great opening for the 2010, keep up the wonderful work, Anne.
Posted by: SHOES INSOLES | January 6, 2010 12:40 PM
that is so funny did anyone else know about this besides me well
DA!
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haha verey funny....
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Posted by: Anonymous | September 21, 2010 08:30 PM
i love your guy'ss halloween stories they are fantastic and your stories always seem to scare people because i always tell my brothers the stories that you guys come up with.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 1, 2010 12:10 PM
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Posted by: Anonymous | October 8, 2010 12:41 PM
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Posted by: jessica bell | October 10, 2010 08:08 AM
omg! i love theses jokrs they're so funny foe halloween
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Posted by: shelby moore | October 21, 2010 07:07 PM
love them
Posted by: avisha | October 23, 2010 10:07 AM
I loved the skelenton jokes. They made sense thats why I was into them. Keep up the good work!
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Posted by: Anonymous | October 27, 2010 01:39 PM
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Posted by: Anonymous | October 27, 2010 03:41 PM
So funy
Posted by: anonymous | October 27, 2010 05:46 PM
so cool
Posted by: Anonymous | October 27, 2010 08:08 PM
wow they are amazing where do u get them all from they are amazing i only knew 2 of them the rest were new to me but they were funny and they are sooooooooooooo coollllllll
Posted by: lauryn parker | October 29, 2010 11:29 AM
these halloween jokes are awesome!!!! do some more !!
Posted by: Anonymous | October 30, 2010 01:55 PM
buitiful jokes and also funny i wish i could make one like those ones like my favorite was the one tat said'what kind of mistakedo do ghosts make and it was boo-boos and again that was my favorite foke you or them have
Posted by: juan | November 5, 2010 06:24 PM
i find these stories helpful. i also related these to the class and the children enjoyed listening.you're a great help. thank you.
Posted by: eco | November 10, 2010 10:19 PM
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Posted by: g | November 29, 2010 05:46 PM
The jokes rock
Posted by: Anonymous | December 9, 2010 09:31 AM
lol
Posted by: Kenzie | December 23, 2010 07:37 PM
THESE WERE SOOOO FUNNY!!!
Posted by: madison | February 5, 2011 01:53 PM
funny jokes my freind
Posted by: jesse | February 17, 2011 12:13 PM
ur jokes r AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | February 28, 2011 10:47 AM
Pretty funny
Posted by: Amy | March 27, 2011 12:06 PM
this is great
Posted by: give me too him | April 14, 2011 09:58 AM
SO FUNNY!!!! lol
Posted by: JerK | April 14, 2011 09:59 AM
lol it is sooo funny
Posted by: Anonymous | June 22, 2011 03:23 AM
they were lol! make some more!
Posted by: toni | June 23, 2011 09:17 PM
Awesome!!!!!!!
Posted by: Daniel | October 31, 2011 12:25 PM